Alright, you can call me Jess. Or Jessica, but I'd prefer if you stick to the former. I'm just going to stick all the shit that speaks to me here and also make stupid posts.

#character: aspen violet  #bye  #emma stone  

captainrogers said: ✉ sawtana

lopezroleplays:

TEXT: Yo
TEXT:
I’m mad horny. 
TEXT:
Come on over.
TEXT:
…Sofia stole my phone.
TEXT:
She wanted you to come over so you could bring her pickles.
TEXT:
You should still come over.
TEXT:
Please bring the pickles.
TEXT:
…Sofia took my phone again.

Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

#sawtana  #sawfia  

captainrogers said: ✉ sawtana au

lopezroleplays:

TEXT: Hey. It’s Santana.
TEXT: Hhaha jk. 
TEXT: Why aren’t you answering my texts? Usually you answer them before they’re even sent.
TEXT: Is your mom home
TEXT: …Are you cheating on me?
TEXT: Haha good joke.
TEXT: I’ll punch her. Or him. I’m not afraid to hit a guy.

Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

#sawtana au  #bye  

captainrogers said: ✉ kittana

lopezroleplays:

TEXT: Hey…
TEXT: So did you like, want to see a copy of the pictures I took?
TEXT: They’re pretty good.
TEXT: …The pictures. Not your breasts.
TEXT: Those too, actually.

Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

#eternal sunshine au  #:|  

"you better chill before you get knocked out" 

#about becca  #becca  #rustedwheels  

open the door or i’m burning the fucking trailer down

#about me  #becca  

#darren criss  #character: cyclops  #literally roscoe  

romanovas said: ✉ martana (twol shh just go with it)

caseynovak:

RADIO TRANSMISSION ✉ MARLEY

[text] Bambi, why the fuck did you kill her dog?
[text] And why exactly did you eat the dog? 
[text] Yeah, we know it was you. I don’t know how you thought you’d be able to get away with that shit.
[text] You’re making it really hard for me to get laid, you know. It’s been months. I needed this.
[text] When I find you, you’re going to hate yourself.

#twol au  #bye  

themindislimitless:

IT AIN’T GONNA LICK ITSELF: songs about cunnilingus. Complied with kalimehndi, who did most of the putting-together. Best guess for the image is here, but if someone knows better, let me know.

01. Lil' Kim - "How Many Licks" ft. Sisquo | 02. Danny Brown - "I Will" | 03. Rihanna - "Cockiness" | 04. Khia - "My Neck, My Back" | 05. Denise Lasalle - "Lick It Before You Stick It" | 06. Trina - "Tongue Song" | 07. Beyoncé - "Blow" | 08. Foxy Brown - "Candy" ft. Kelis | 09. Rihanna - "Birthday Cake" | 10. Icona Pop - "Downtown"

[ listen / download ]

themindislimitless:

IT AIN’T GONNA LICK ITSELF: songs about cunnilingus. Complied with kalimehndi, who did most of the putting-together. Best guess for the image is here, but if someone knows better, let me know.

01. Lil' Kim - "How Many Licks" ft. Sisquo | 02. Danny Brown - "I Will" | 03. Rihanna - "Cockiness" | 04. Khia - "My Neck, My Back" | 05. Denise Lasalle - "Lick It Before You Stick It" | 06. Trina - "Tongue Song" | 07. Beyoncé - "Blow" | 08. Foxy Brown - "Candy" ft. Kelis | 09. Rihanna - "Birthday Cake" | 10. Icona Pop - "Downtown"

[ listen / download ]

#playlist  #tunes  #insp  

#sawtana  #:|  

#sawtana  #sawtana baby  

themes-mandrakescry:

Theme 33: Gravity by mandrakescry↳ preview | code
4 custm links
title
description
sidebar picture: 80x80px
sidebar background: 300x100% tall

You  can edit the theme as much as you want as long as you DON’T remove the credit
Please LIKE/REBLOG if you use this. (or if you like it)
Any questions can be asked here
ENJOY

+ check out the tardis network for some amazing thememakers

themes-mandrakescry:

Theme 33: Gravity by mandrakescry
↳ preview | code

  • 4 custm links
  • title
  • description
  • sidebar picture: 80x80px
  • sidebar background: 300x100% tall
  • You  can edit the theme as much as you want as long as you DON’T remove the credit
  • Please LIKE/REBLOG if you use this. (or if you like it)
  • Any questions can be asked here
  • ENJOY

+ check out the tardis network for some amazing thememakers

#theme  

dohdoro:

THEME : HEART ATTACK
Static preview // Download
  • 250/400/500px post sizes 
  • Title best kept short (1 line looks best) 
  • Description 
  • Drop down menu 
  • 4 extra custom links 
  • Top bar (fades when scrolling) 
  • Post info on hover 
  • Show captions option 
  • Infinite scroll option 
  • Search box
    - go to edit HTML and search for “URL” add your url.
Please like/reblog if using or plan on using.
Please do not move/remove the credit // Do not use as base // Do not take parts of my codes and combine it with others // Do not redistribute and claim as your own. Thank you.

#theme  

#parks and rec  #insp  

"is everyone dead?"

ancient Skype proverb

#skype adventures  #cara  #becca  

MJ